Corporate Life

Hello All,

Long time since I have scribbled. Now in the early phase pf my corporate life I wish to share a few gyaan to those few would be managers

In the next few years,
1. You will learn to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine

2. You will  learn to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint

3. You will learn to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S

4. You will learn to say three very imp words for professional life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I'll Just Do That sir

5. When you really want to quit, you will learn to: -
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work

6. You will learn to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For Friday

7. You will learn to give reasons to family friends and loved ones for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails

8. You will learn to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* New Year
* Festivals

9. In next one year, People say:-
* You Learnt
* You Earned
* You Enjoyed

10. But when you compare yourself with you...
* You just Sustained...
* You just Tolerated...
* You just Survived... for bucks

11. You will survive
* For convenience of your Family
* To avoid blame of Society
* To get tag of Employment

12. When you already knew that you have got the wrong train.
* you will learn to Rejoice
* To be Happy
* To Smile

So folks welcome to the Corporate life :)